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‘Natural’ death, almost by definition, means passing away slow, smelly and painful. My grandfather died naturally, of old age. He was blind, deaf and basically starved at the end and he died in a retirement village hospital, which was eerie, foul-smelling and colorless.

Dying not too old, maybe through violence or suicide seems suddenly more graceful.

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Meetings.

None of us is as dumb as all of us.

I came to the realization that meetings are by far the most ridiculous, uneffective thing men ever created.
My grandma was right when she said too many cooks spoil the broth.

That must be the reason why employers always want “teamplayer” as employees, because that makes sure that they never look less clever then they subordinates.

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Hymnbooks.

What is the point in hymnbooks? Nobody knows the songs, so everybody tries to frantically find the vers, while the few who found it kill the song with their unbearable singing voice, meanwhile the lost ones might have been found….sadly, it’s when the bad singers already say “amen”.

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Love…

…is just another word for disappointment

(oh yes, I’m a melodramatic kid – blame me for it)

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Everybody should make plans here and there to to prove himself being usefull.

So like everybody, I started planning – I have new ideas for some stories to write and I seriously wanna finish the second chapter of my book and I also REALLY need to learn for that freaky biology exam (damn I hate biology).

In two days I’ve to go to greece and actually I don’t want BUT i decide to make the best out of it.

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Don’t hate anything, besides yourself

and just hate yourself if u want to be creative.

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Yes, I really need to Sometimes imprison myself to be free. I need isolation then and the feeling of being “all alone”. Sometimes I can just resume my liberty, when I make myself to a bird in a glided cage.

It is not a splitting, it’s an ambiguity of schizophrenia.

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Quote of ’93 song “Free Your Mind” by En Vogue, I started to think about it a long time now and well, have to admit: it’s kinda paranoide. Because in general you don’t think about if you look at someone/thing that people (or also “things”) maybe look at you too, you don’t do so – if you are not schizophrenic.

But I guess that’s exactly the problem of schizophrenic people, they DO think about that – all the time.

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Isn’t she the cutest little princess in the whole wide world?“, no mummy, she isn’t. “This is MY son!“, ok daddy but are you really proud on that boring to death game of baseball you “junior” show here? He let the ball drop twice now and he was NOT faster then little Timmy. Mummys and Daddys of the world – realize: Your children are NOT special.

(thx to Adam for the idea 😛 )

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Not sure if anyone ever realized, but people from different countries use different non-existing words to show that they are disgusted. Here in germany we say “ihhh” or “urgs” or “bäh” for it, in english-speaking countries the words “eek”or “eew” are common. Isn’t that interesting? No? Well…

Also when it’s about animalvoices, countries are different. The voice of a cat is “meow” in (US)America but “miaow” in the UK. Germans prefer “miau” and spanish people “el miau”.

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